Just the FAQ

    Are you crazy, evil, psychotic or have multiple personalities?
  • No, no, no and no, well the last one might be up to debate. I am just a very open minded person, I like many different styles and genres, and enjoy working in them all. I can draw a cutesy teddy bear skipping through a field of flowers… and then draw a killer zombie teddy bear skipping through a field of dead bodies.. I don't feel that I need to or should limit myself to any one particular theme.
    Do you worship Satin?
  • No, but I do like how it feels… silky smooth!
    Do you warship Satan?
  • Um... You sank my battleship... Satan!
    Do you worship Satan, the Devil, Lucifer?
  • No
    You are going to burn in hell, Jesus saves!
  • Is that a question? Well only if there is pie.. I like pie..
    How do you draw this stuff?
  • I have a good imagination, and watch allot of movies..
    How do you do that?
  • I assume you are talking about "this stuff"? Its magic…
    How much do you charge?
  • It really depends on the subject matter and how it's going to be used. A personal drawing you want to give Joe the plumber for his birthday is going to cost less then a multinational corporation with plans of world domination. So hit me up on my contacts page, and ill throw you a quote.
    Can you draw me as a zombie? For free?
  • Yes I can draw you as a zombie, no I can't do it for free, this is what I do for a living, and unfortunately until everyone else in the world starts working for free and not charging for food, rent, shoes… toilet paper… ect I have to charge for my time so I can buy stuff.
    Can I use your art for something?
  • Only if you pay me for the usage. Why? See above..
    Didnt you used to tattoo? Do you still tattoo? If not... why?
  • Yes.. No, I no longer tattoo, it was getting really hard with my eye condition.. So I had to retire.
    Can you still draw my tats..?
  • Yup... I can still draw, it was just the whole... cant see... permanent needles in skin thing that was making it hard to continue.
    Can I give you LOTS of money?
  • Why yes…. Yes you can! Ok I made this one up, but if there are any takers… id be happy to take your money..